Timberlee - No stress

(Timberleespace bubblebubble like soup bubblebubble like soup (via))

Destra - Independent Ladies (remix)

(Destra says “Soca or Die”)

Destra - Soca or die

(i.e., Destra, not to be confused w/ Destro (”We shall create a situation and a market and sell weapons to both sides!”))

I have a joke for you, but it’s actually like totally for real. I guess it’s no big secret, you all already know this, but superiority relative to males literally inheres in females…

La Monte Young Ringtone Band ft WD Hamilton- Extraordinary sex ratios

(more on WD Hamilton)
…So I’m kinda between jobs, inheriting the interinternet, grooming parasites out of Steven Pinker’s Hairstyle, when my obligation became self-evident:

my noble obligation as a patriot of the USB (i.,e. The United States of Boladianadianism (AKA Canada)), not to mention other internets in the world, to blog about how every rapper who associates with Erykah Badu becomes gay, for /Jace on his damn dutty hippee artz.com blog., so I knew I should try my best. So I ask u:

Y DID E. badu E. coli E. masculate YOUR FAVORITE RAPS???

E = EscherErykah squared raised to the power of an emcee who is also squared

HERE ARE SOME THEORIES ABOUT WHY ERYKAH BADU TURNS RAPPERS GAY:

• /jace says that the Badu Voodoo lives in her lap, in her “hallucinogenitalia” (data not shown), which is a not unreasonable neologism
• ohword.com prepared a pamphlet likening Erykah’s aesthetic influence to cooties, which is more a paleologism, but also plausible
• Lady Boladian Crawford hasn’t weighed in on this one yet, but I’m sure whatever he weighs (he is overweight), he’s hilarious!
• BUT THEY ARE ALL WRONG HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ERYKAH BADU’S EYES’ TRENDSETTING LOOK AT WHAT ERYKAH BADU’S EYES’ BRING TO THE TABLE.
• ERYKAH BADU’S EYES BRING THE GAY RUCKUS TO THE RAP DUDES’ TABLE OF THE RAP DUDES WHICH MEANS THE TABLE IS GAY AND THE RAPS LOOK INTO HER EYES LOOK INTO HER EYES
• LOOK INTO HER EYES LOOK INTO HER EYES LOOK INTO HER EYES LOOK INTO HER EYES HYPNOTIZE U R HYPNOTIZE

So, is it any wonder that your favorite rapper lip kisses his surrogate daddy, Baby?

THE WASHINGTON POSTS SAYS GIRLS ARE DUMB BUT THAT IS NOT NECESSARILY SO IN MY EXPERIENCE IN FACT I WOULD SAY QUITE THE CONTRARY: IF THERE IS ANY REAL DIFFERENCE OVERALL: GIRLS ARE SMARTER!

Esp., Erykah Badu, who got Chris Robinson to co-direct this video (which I can’t embed so

Universes’ Music Ringtone Band ft Erykah Badu - Honey (youtube link)

. Did u see Chris Robinson’s ATL? WHY NOT? IS ERYKAH NOT THE NEW NEW NEW?

OMFG DUDES, GIRLS ARE SCARY SMART!!!!!!

COMING IN NEXT POST OF THIS MULTIPLE PARTED MINI SERIES: Erykah Badu, having wreaked enough gayness upon rappers, eyes up her next prey: academia!!!! NOOOOOO DR WEST DR WEST DON’T CHANGE CLOTHES!!! JAY-Z IS HELLA GAY-Z FROM WHEN HE DID THAT!